On my answering machine....

"Hey I'm just calling to let you know, because I think I should be the person to tell you and not let you find out from someone else, Princess* and Bestfriend* broke up earlier this week and well her and I have a date this weekend. Umm well that's it. Pepsi Guy."

* names were changed
Uhhhh....anyone else have the urge to dropkick him?